You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

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best thing I’ve seen today.







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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

Not to romanticize gang violence, but why are old time street gangsters more honorable than the current shitty politicians and capitalists of this country?

that is an alarmingly accurate point you’ve just made.

Also what the hell happened to the classy act? The “gangsters” now are now way in comparison close to like the old time true gangsters. When John Dillinger robbed a bank and if he saw someone about to deposit their money he would tell them to keep it and take out their money.

I miss the old timey gangsters. They were crude, scary and some of them were even completely insane. But you know something really weird? Those poor and middle class people scraping by with their dead end jobs. Gangsters actually gave those people hope. They were celebrities. Almost no politician today and certainly no gangster gang-banger today can achieve that level of public praise (and fear) that people like Capone, Luciano, Siegel, or Gotti could. Sad and strange, really.



There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.
Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.
After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.
Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

We need more teachers like this

Dove no longer looks like a word to me.

J: So my mother has a surprise for us all upon the date of the shindig apparently
Me: ...
Me: is it untold riches
Me: I hope it's untold riches
Me: I could buy a lot of cup noodles with untold riches
B: Is it untold bitches?
J: College life tough?
Me: never mind i like [B]'s better
J: wait
J: University*
Me: oh no I have plenty of noodles as is
Me: but I could buy enough to literally build an empire on
B: And I have plenty of bitches
B: Still need more
Me: let's see small mr noodles packets are 39 cents roughly
Me: and abouuuut 6 by 15 cm let's say?
Me: Untold riches can equal for the time being
Me: saaaaay
Me: 1m
Me: ...
Me: wait i need a calculator
B: I prefer the ones in cups taste better
B: They*
Me: V
Me: 256410256.41
Me: it would be 1538461538.46 by 3846153846.15 cm long
Me: ... im gonna get that in metres
B: Omg
Me: 15384615.3846 by 38461538.4615 metres
J: Wait
B: Why do billionaires even buy any of that other useless shit?
J: How much money do you have?
Me: no wait it gets better
Me: if we assume it's square metres
Me: it becomes 3801ac by 9504ac or 27061ft² by 2312.0ft²
Me: this is assuming i have 1 million dollars [J]
J: ...oh
J: I thought you actually had that kind of money
Me: serbia measures at 19144ac 10551ft²
Me: i could buy enough tiny mr noodle packets
B: I can't mentally register numbers but I assume this is cool
Me: to cover more than the area of serbia
Me: i could bury a ountry in packets of mr noodles
Me: and there are a lot of coutnries smaller than serbia
B: Could it be taller than a tower?
Me: 108ac 31641ft²
B: Like a big famous tower?
B: New life goals
Me: And yes bb
Me: it would be taller than just about anything in the world
Me: especially if you stacked them upright
Me: can you imagine air dropping them onto the pope with a helicopter
Me: there would be riots in the street and noodels for all



sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.