J: So my mother has a surprise for us all upon the date of the shindig apparently
Me: I hope it's untold riches
Me: I could buy a lot of cup noodles with untold riches
Me: never mind i like [B]'s better
Me: oh no I have plenty of noodles as is
Me: but I could buy enough to literally build an empire on
B: And I have plenty of bitches
Me: let's see small mr noodles packets are 39 cents roughly
Me: and abouuuut 6 by 15 cm let's say?
Me: Untold riches can equal for the time being
Me: wait i need a calculator
B: I prefer the ones in cups taste better
Me: it would be 1538461538.46 by 3846153846.15 cm long
Me: ... im gonna get that in metres
Me: 15384615.3846 by 38461538.4615 metres
B: Why do billionaires even buy any of that other useless shit?
J: How much money do you have?
Me: no wait it gets better
Me: if we assume it's square metres
Me: it becomes 3801ac by 9504ac or 27061ft² by 2312.0ft²
Me: this is assuming i have 1 million dollars [J]
J: I thought you actually had that kind of money
Me: serbia measures at 19144ac 10551ft²
Me: i could buy enough tiny mr noodle packets
B: I can't mentally register numbers but I assume this is cool
Me: to cover more than the area of serbia
Me: i could bury a ountry in packets of mr noodles
Me: and there are a lot of coutnries smaller than serbia
B: Could it be taller than a tower?
Me: GUYS I COULD SUBMERGE THE VATICAN
B: Like a big famous tower?
Me: PEOPLE WOULD LEGIT DIE BECAUSE OF THE NOODLES
Me: it would be taller than just about anything in the world
Me: especially if you stacked them upright
Me: can you imagine air dropping them onto the pope with a helicopter
Me: there would be riots in the street and noodels for all